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I was standing at the bar at a club last night, waiting for the bartender, when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around and saw a very cute girl smiling at me, and she handed me a folded-up napkin (pictured above) and said, "This is for you." But by the time I unfolded it and looked at what it said she was gone and I never saw her again.

Now here is my dilemma. Obviously I want to send her an email, but I'm not sure how to tell her that I'm married without making it sound like I'm unavailable. I have to assume that she doesn't know because I was wearing my ring on my right hand last night (I often wear it on my right hand because it's a little too big and it tends to slip off if I wear it on my left hand).

So I need a little help here. Can you give me some suggestions on what I should say so I don't end up scaring her off by mentioning that I have a wife?

Also...note to self: make sure this napkin goes out with the trash Tuesday morning. It would not do to have it lying around the house where it could be discovered.