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I have not had any kind of sexual activity for two weeks now, and my wife is taking the kids out of town for a few days starting tomorrow.  In other words, she is leaving her frustrated, sexually-starved husband home alone and free to roam the city on a Saturday night.  Does that sound like a good plan?  Hell yes, it does!   OK, so I'm kidding.  Sort of.  But still, let me tell you, if no lovemaking happens tonight I am going to be so fired up for a woman's touch that I can't guarantee what will happen.