logo by chick

The year of cunnilingus is more than half over and so far I haven't gotten squat. I was reminded of it by this girl with whom I seem to have a lot in common. Those of you who've read me for a while will recall that my wife is weirded out by the idea of me putting my mouth down there. However, some very recent conversations I've had with her (including last night) have led me to believe that it might not be totally out of the question. And in fact, last night she actually let me kiss her down there, which is a marked improvement over...nothing. So we'll see. I've got less than six months.