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God bless the sneaky bastard who invented the camera phone. I have got to get me one of those. You have no idea how many times every day I see some little hottie and want to take a piece of her home with me. But I can't exactly whip out a conventional camera and snap a pic of her. That would be too weird. But with a camera phone all you have to do is flip it open and look at it as if you're reading a text message or something, frame the girl in the screen, and press the button. Imagine the collection of pics I could have. I'm getting hard just thinking about it.