logo by Monday, February 14, 2005
Happy Fucking Valentine's Day.
My wife has been suitably plied, as always, with the following:
- A dozen roses in a vase
- A box of 16 Godiva chocolate truffles
- A card
- A balloon
- A card from my 4yo daughter to her, signed and decorated by my daughter
- A card from my 2yo son to her, complete with appropriate scribbles
- A balloon from me for my daughter
- A balloon from me for my son
- A romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant (this past Saturday, due to time restrictions this evening)
- A bottle of heatable massage oil for a full-body massage this evening (something she will likely refuse, but what the hey, it's the thought that counts)
As usual, I expect to get nothing. Or at least nothing that really interests me.
Those of you who are single and without a partner today, keep this in mind: you won't be getting any less than me tonight but at least you won't be out a couple hundred bucks and you'll be free to do whatever the hell you want.
Is that cynical enough?
My wife has been suitably plied, as always, with the following:
- A dozen roses in a vase
- A box of 16 Godiva chocolate truffles
- A card
- A balloon
- A card from my 4yo daughter to her, signed and decorated by my daughter
- A card from my 2yo son to her, complete with appropriate scribbles
- A balloon from me for my daughter
- A balloon from me for my son
- A romantic dinner at a fancy restaurant (this past Saturday, due to time restrictions this evening)
- A bottle of heatable massage oil for a full-body massage this evening (something she will likely refuse, but what the hey, it's the thought that counts)
As usual, I expect to get nothing. Or at least nothing that really interests me.
Those of you who are single and without a partner today, keep this in mind: you won't be getting any less than me tonight but at least you won't be out a couple hundred bucks and you'll be free to do whatever the hell you want.
Is that cynical enough?
