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Now that the opportunity has passed I suppose it's only fair to say that I had every intention of taking a bunch of nude pictures of myself this past week while my wife was out of town and sending them out to those of you who have, in the past, shown a definite interest in receiving said pics. But, alas, my wife unknowingly foiled my plans by taking the digital camera with her. I even, in a last-ditch effort to pull it off, went to Best Buy to see if I could buy a digital camera and then return it the next day. But it turns out you can't return opened cameras without paying a stiff restocking penalty. Oh well. There's always next time.