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I think it's time for a best-tasting-pussy contest. Applications are currently being accepted by email. Please include your name, age, and a brief description (natural, shaved, waxed, etc.), plus hair color, if any. Please mention any jewelry or other interesting features. Pictures are encouraged but not required. Finalists will be contacted to arrange for the taste test. Contest organizer reserves the right to name multiple winners. Odds of you winning depend on the number of applicants. Odds of me winning are excellent.

OK, I'm kidding.

I think.