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I like this girl. Pretty much unintentionally, in a matter of weeks, she manages to land a book deal and a spread in Playboy by simply screwing a few guys and publishing a blog. And she was already getting paid generously to bang these dudes in the first place. Plus she got her job (where she met these guys) by lying about having a college degree. Once again I would like to reiterate how much I wish I was a hot, young, single chick who could pull off this kind of crap. I would be such a slut.