logo by Monday, August 09, 2004
Our anniversary is coming up in a couple weeks so I stopped at the card store after work to look for a card. I found a really nice one. Cute and Fun. It said all sorts of nice romantic things about her that are really true. But then I got to the last line:
You're everything I ever hoped for in a wife
Aw, crap.
Now what the hell am I supposed to do with a line like that? It's not like I can just cross it out. But I can't lie to her either. She's a great, fun girl and I love her a whole lot, but let's be realistic. Why do they have to go ahead and ruin a nice card with a line like that.
I had to put it back.
You're everything I ever hoped for in a wife
Aw, crap.
Now what the hell am I supposed to do with a line like that? It's not like I can just cross it out. But I can't lie to her either. She's a great, fun girl and I love her a whole lot, but let's be realistic. Why do they have to go ahead and ruin a nice card with a line like that.
I had to put it back.
