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I heard on the radio yesterday that a new study has revealed that people who have sex two or three times a week tend to look 10-15 years younger than they really are. My wife looks 10-15 years younger than her age, which makes me wonder who's slamming her on the sly. It sure as hell isn't me, as much as I wish it were. Then again, at the risk of tooting my own horn, I think I'm holding up pretty well too in the looks department, despite getting it barely two or three times a year.