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In a recent comment, Murphy called me a stallion. If you go by how horny I am then definitely, I'm a whole fucking cavalry. But it got me to thinking about how good I really am in bed these days. Can I still keep it up for hours at a time? Can I shoot my load and be ready for another round within a few minutes? It's been years since I've been with a girl who really wanted to go at it all night long. And hence it's been a long time since I've had an opportunity to really test the limits of my sexual prowess--other than by myself, which doesn't really count. If I'm at the computer, surfing for porn, I can stay hard almost indefinitely. But that's with me knowing exactly what to do with my hand. Sometimes, in fact, if I've been surfing long enough I have to finish myself off on purpose because my cock starts to hurt from being erect for so long. Interestingly, those orgasms, the ones I get after masturbating for an hour or more at the computer, are some of the best I've ever known. I need the name-brand paper towels for those ones. Brawny--For Big Spills (tm). But I digress. The point is, I wish I knew how good I would be if I somehow found myself in bed with a hottie who really wanted to be fucked long and hard.