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You don't necessarily have to be beautiful in the traditional sense in order to turn me on. Sometimes I find myself getting quite worked up over girls who are unconventionally beautiful. That doesn't mean I wouldn't bang the Olsen twins at 12:01 am on their 18th birthday if given the chance, but if you're a little chubby or have AA titties you might find that you could still give me a raging hard-on.