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I'm totally hip to the fact that the average girl will stumble across this site and say "Omigod, this guy is such a perverted creep!" But she'll probably still keep reading, just out of curiousity. She might even send me an email telling me what a sexist asshole I am. But she'll still keep reading. And I'll write back to her. And maybe, just maybe we'll start up a conversation together. And she'll keep reading. And writing. And one day she may even decide to get a little kinky. And before you know it we'll have a little online relationship going. And we'll both smile as we touch ourselves and think about each other.