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I once told a girl that she had beautiful eyes. She immediately closed them and quizzed me on what color they were. When I told her I didn't know she got all bent out of shape and accused me of being shallow and just saying things to try and get her into bed. But the truth was that I really did think her eyes were beautiful, and clearly it didn't have anything to do with what color they were.

She also accused me of looking down her shirt, but that's different...